Friday, May 26, 2006

Words of wisdom from Madonna

And now some imspiring words from her Royal Magdesty:

“Everybody loves you when they are about to cum.”


Thursday, May 25, 2006

Mega-Oprah gets Megadeal!

Oprah has got do. She ain't po no mo! But it is never enough for the reigning queen of talkshows. She has made a deal with "Simon and Schuster" to write some sort of booklet. Well not just a deal, she made a megadeal. She will hook up with Bob Green, to write a book about her ongoing struggle against her weight.

The good news: our lovely and always humble goddess will at least get a lot more tban the petty 12 million dollar Bill Clinton (the former record holder for having the biggest bookdeal in history of mankind) got for his book. I even heard that she will get about 32 million dollar. So she will have enough money this summer to buy some good shoes to take her dogs for a little walk.